| The Witch's Den 199 Views, 1 Comment. On Tue, 09th Apr 13, Talisman wrote The Witch's Den Through the wood, it lies In the daytime, eerie and solitary In the night time, dark and sinister Knowing its background, as a child, it scared me But, it also fascinated me As an adult, it still fascinates me The charcoaled... |
| Some of MasterSignwriter's Works, (recently found) 142 Views, 1 Comment. On Thu, 04th Apr 13, Talisman wrote These are some of the poems that MasterSignwriter has written for me in the past. I found them in amongst some of my own things, the other day. These are about a quarter of a century old. Rare masterpieces. Only to be read in the light of the... |
| More Easter Fun 150 Views, 2 Comments. On Mon, 01st Apr 13, Talisman wrote Well! Another Easter has passed. As shown by the photo, ours aren't your average Easter egg hunts. The kids wake up to a treasure map left at the top of the landing, leading them down to the front door. That's where the adventure begins. We're... |
| Dobbers, King-Size and Naked Ladies 146 Views, 1 Nod, 1 Comment. On Wed, 27th Mar 13, Talisman wrote Dobbers, King-Size and Naked Ladies. Unfortunately, for those of you that have clicked on this post, thinking that you're about to enter a world of over-sized marital aids, and descriptions of their uses. You will be disappointed. No! This is a... |
| The T-Shirt 176 Views, 2 Comments. On Sun, 24th Mar 13, Talisman wrote Years ago, when just a pup. Myself and mum used to go into a little cafe, near the harbour where we live. It was always a nice little thing that we would do after shopping for things. As we would sit there, enjoying our nibbles and refreshments, I... |
| Ode To A Pee-Trough Merkin 159 Views, 1 Nod, 7 Comments. On Wed, 20th Mar 13, Talisman wrote Ode To A Pee-Trough Merkin Oh! dear merkin Staring up at me Through sightless eyes Hirsute to the extreme Soaking up the ills of the world Yet! You dance so merrily Awash in other's jetsom A lemon fresh smile A bundle of joy Gargled... |
| The Case Of The Widow's Peak (the adventures of The Tongue Doctor and Fisto) 273 Views, 3 Nods, 6 Comments. On Sun, 17th Mar 13, Talisman wrote The Case Of The Widow's Peak Rapping hurriedly onto the door to the study, the butler entered the room. 'Lord Pemberton, Sir. You've just received an urgent telegram from, one Lady Porpington.' Lord Pemberton arose from the... |
| Susie Two-Thumbs-Fresh 259 Views, 7 Comments. On Fri, 08th Mar 13, Talisman wrote Susie Two-Thumbs-Fresh Was a girl who never felt quite clean Not in the way that, she was a mess, but, As in fem-freshif you know want I mean To her, she was always a bit unkempt In her mind, her downstairs was a mess In reality, she really had... |
| The List ? 166 Views, 3 Comments. On Tue, 05th Mar 13, Talisman wrote Whilst going through some old writing jotters (Mrs Talisman used to write her recipe's in them) I found some old scratchings of my own. As I have mentioned before, (many people come to me, with bits of paper, or cardboard ripped from packaging, or... |
| Thank You All 238 Views, 1 Nod, 6 Comments. On Sun, 24th Feb 13, Talisman wrote Well! It's been two whole years now, that I've been pestering you all with my imaginings. But a good two years. To have reached over a hundred thousand views is amazing. I don't have a face-book or twitter account. So it's just down to the site... |
| Can You ? (part 2) 280 Views, 1 Nod, 2 Comments. On Sun, 17th Feb 13, Talisman wrote Can you squeeze out the thoughts, from a well wisher's eye? Can you summon the demons, betwixt a crazed goat's thigh? Can you sample oysters, from a sea bed of nails? Can you celebrate Christmas, with confused Jewish males? Can you drink the... |
| To My Darling Wife 245 Views, 3 Comments. On Thu, 14th Feb 13, Talisman wrote You complete m |
| The Hook 333 Views, 11 Comments. On Wed, 06th Feb 13, Talisman wrote The Hook I've been drawn back to consciousness again It seems like hours, but may only have been minutes I can no longer feel my hands, bound tightly, above my wrists Long having been deprived of circulation Trussed, like a pig to... |
| Licking The Ear Of The Mule-Faced Girl 319 Views, 1 Comment. On Mon, 28th Jan 13, Talisman wrote Waking in the arms of the mule-faced girl The sound of her whinnying, causing significant arousal Braying promises of lust, from a muzzle of lies Betrayal, lying in wait, behind whiskers of deceit Like a strange equine mermaid mutation You may... |
| The Carnival Of The Mind 299 Views, 2 Nods, 1 Comment. On Fri, 25th Jan 13, Talisman wrote The Carnival Of The Mind Candyfloss dreams in a twisted mind of waltzer screams two bucks to touch the bearded lady prostrate shall I, shan't I toffee apple wisps on a hot summer breeze choking out the innocence of wayward... |
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A Carnival Of The... 228 Views, 1 Comment. On Fri, 25th Jan 13, Talisman wrote A Carnival Of The Mind Candyfloss dreams in a twisted mind of waltzer screams two bucks to touch the bearded lady prostrate shall I, shan't I toffee apple wisps on a hot summer breeze choking out the innocence of wayward... |
| The Smiling Gent 286 Views, 1 Nod, 2 Comments. On Thu, 24th Jan 13, Talisman wrote I'd sleep in your arms You telling stories Taking it in through my subconsciousness Your hands so large So strong, yet, soft and caring Never raised in anger Never a wrong word Never a wrong thought or deed The smiling gent Never a... |
| The Ballad Of Crazy Zeke (for Hoodie's comp) 341 Views, 4 Comments. On Mon, 21st Jan 13, Talisman wrote The Ballad Of Crazy Zeke Crazy Zeke stood by his car In just his vest, socks and pants Only the buzz of his chainsaw Drowned out the sounds of his rants 'So what if my car's, cows-arse brown And I live in this forest, unclothed' 'I'll not wear... |
| A Little Something For Hoodies Comp 294 Views, 2 Comments. On Sun, 20th Jan 13, Talisman wrote Just a short caption: 'That's the last time 'she' criticises my sock-pant-vest combo.' |
| Should You Really Have Shaved That Thing? 309 Views, 3 Comments. On Tue, 15th Jan 13, Talisman wrote Should you really have shaved that thing? It looks sore and angry, and really must sting It looks like elbow skin, that's been freshly grazed Or, a turkey neck, that's been lightly braised Just looking at it, gives you the feeling No lady on... |
| The Morning After 374 Views, 1 Nod, 5 Comments. On Tue, 08th Jan 13, Talisman wrote The Morning After Joe woke up the morning after In just galoshes and a bow tie His wife awoke, next to him, similarly In silk scarf, and boots to her thigh Their cat sat preening, maniacally Upon their... |
| Santa's Got A Mangina (from Toby, aged 6) 362 Views, 3 Nods, 6 Comments. On Sat, 29th Dec 12, Talisman wrote Santa's got a mangina He's also got a meat and two veg I found that out this christmas As he awkwardly fell from his sledge It wasn't just the sack on his shoulder That I saw, as he vaulted the hedge And, I vowed I wouldn't tell a soul But, it's... |
| A Christmas Painting 401 Views, 1 Nod, 4 Comments. On Sun, 23rd Dec 12, Talisman wrote Whilst thinking about how to decorate the house this christmas, I remembered a painting that has been sat out in the garage for years. It was something I'd painted for mrs talisman a long time ago, as a surprise, on christmas day. As you can see... |
| My Darling Snowlady, Wearing Only Fishnets 398 Views, 2 Nods, 5 Comments. On Wed, 19th Dec 12, Talisman wrote Like an icey mistress, outside she waits Taunting and teasing, by the garden gates With silken scarf thrown aside, she beckons me to her Then, her hands gently cupping her breasts, turning bluer Snowlady of the night, simply how could this... |
| The result of the words that I asked for. 377 Views, 1 Nod, 6 Comments. On Sun, 16th Dec 12, Talisman wrote In my last post, I asked for Noddlers to suggest various words, for me to try to write something out of. These were the suggestions. BigCol: dungarees burg lar popsicle Bluehound: Figgy pudding noel three kings TGV: boffin... |
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