Granny Summers was a psychic flasher
She'd read your palm, whilst stood in the nip
If you're into the flesh of a pensioner
It really is well worth the trip
She'll make a prediction about your future
With one leg behind her head
You'll get a glimpse of her 'all seeing eye'
It's certainly an experience, it has to be said
Cross her palm with silver
And she'll cross yours with her...
I got quite nervous when I found out I had to take part in a test. What if I got it wrong? Would I get paid to help? Would I have to pay to help? I only had £10 in my pocket! I haven't even got a paypal account either. Never sold anything on ebay. My God, I am so behind the times. My phone is a 6500 slide with the original ringtone,...
We are in an economic downturn, and things are looking bleak, revenues are declining, and sales are past their peak.
People are losing jobs, the banks wont even lend,
So people dont have money, for our products on which to spend.
Our pension funds are battered, the pound is very weak, the...
With the little bit of buzz created by your goodselves, (the authors of noddleit.com and originalshorts.com)
March's Competion will carry a prize fund of £100 (minimum)
This will be broken down as follows
£25 for the post with the...
My Dad was really cool, good looking, trendy, funny. he had lots of friends as did I. My dad was hell bent on healthy eating and my passion, along with my friends was swimming.
As promised, here's a very short first extract from my newly published e-novel "Redeeming Factor" - written under my pen-name of Lewis Adler - and...