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Mon, 22nd Sep 2014 | Talisman

Grampa Summers Is A Gifted Ass-Whisperer

Grampa Summers is a gifted ass-whisperer He has a proctol gift of the gab He can cure whatever ails you With a subtly muttered conflab - Try not to get down wind of him As he performs this particular feat His breath can become quite rancid Be ready to hand him a boiled sweet - He's also a rectal exorcist For many a lost, ghostly soul But beware when he's exorcising a demon As they'll seek out the next available hole - If you ever...


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Mon, 12th Nov 2012 | CTaylor

"Mum, I was invited to...

"Mum, I was invited to Sally's party". Mum "yes I know love but I was not too sure you wanted to go". "yes but I was invited I have to go". "okay then chicken you best go to town and buy your outfit, its 70s-80s night". "yeah alright then muma". Back from town- "I really couldn't make up my mind, they didn't really have much there", "ohh but you got something, how much?". "yea jeez mum course I...


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Wed, 10th Oct 2012 | MasterSignwriter

Lets Dig up Mother Teresa

Run through the graveyard Crack open these lies spray over the legend Now broken and vilified Lets Dig up Mother Teresa that nonce hiding witch Spell it out with her bones cold hearted bitch No hyperbole or secular complaint One hell of a nun none the less but a saint she aint Ensconced behind charity and a dirty habit honouring the purity of...


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Fri, 31st Aug 2012 | UZZITZ

WOMEN'S NIGHTMARE

THE STORY OF BAD MARRIAGES SELLS MORE THAN SUCCESSFUL ONES why?, all boils down to bad news in the kitchen, instiable love for sex and attention. in those days men dont choose their wives rather their parents pick their wives for them. so many women have been baptised by the coal fire of shock and...


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Sat, 18th Aug 2012 | DavidLoweBBCRadio

REDEEMING FACTOR ~ CHAPTER 18

THROUGHOUT 1964, Derek kept a promise to Lisa. He tried hard to create a meaningful rapport with her mother, but he constantly found himself at odds with her distorted views on social standing. In particular, he found it impossible to fathom why...


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Wed, 28th Mar 2012 | Bluehound

See you in 12 months (the best year of my life)

DEC 31st 2012 Text from Shelias Mob. Happy New Year! Im so excited - This is going to be the best year of my life ' see you in 12 months xxx JANUARY Postcard from The Galapagos Islands Dearest...


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Mon, 27th Feb 2012 | LindseyBethen

March Competition - Best Year

My Dad was really cool, good looking, trendy, funny. he had lots of friends as did I. My dad was hell bent on healthy eating and my passion, along...


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Thu, 23rd Feb 2012 | Admin

March Competition with Prize Money

With the little bit of buzz created by your goodselves, (the authors of noddleit.com and...


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Mon, 21st Nov 2011 | Susie

How to rob a bank

It wasn't easy, but they seem to trust middle age...


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