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Sat, 05th May 2012 | Talisman | 802 Views, 1 Nod.

1o Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Doctor Say, During Or After A Prostate Exam



10 Things you don't want to hear your doctor say, during or after a prostate exam:



1) 'You could make a bottle of wine, with those ass grapes.'


2) 'Say my name, bitch.'


3) 'How many fingers??? It's a record.'


4) 'Only one of us is going to enjoy this.'


5) 'I'm sorry to have to inform you...But you're up shit creek.
Fortunately, you've got a paddle.
Unfortunately, it too, is made of shit...Sorry.'


6) 'Mmmmm...You were good, boy.'


7) 'What the f*ck is that?'


8) 'Christ! That reminds me of my gap year, in the vineyards of Greece.'


9) 'Have you ever heard of AIDS?'


10) 'Right! Put your things back on...I'm spent.'




                


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Sun, 06th May 2012
MS. Yours is like a shiny new conker because it's been soaked in vinegar.
The vinegar strokes of a thousand madmen.
Just like Freddy.
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Sat, 05th May 2012
Have you considered the fact that often the glove is left up there ? It's only ever found out when you break wind and you develop an udder!
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Sat, 05th May 2012
nothing i have to worry about yet, as mine is like a shiny new conker, compared to Talismans. Which i imagine to resemble a half sucked mashmallow.
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Sat, 05th May 2012
None of the above or the following comments are anywhere near as entertaining as the actual experience.
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Sat, 05th May 2012
one hand pulling your hair, the other with two fingers up your nostrils.
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Sat, 05th May 2012
And his balls slapping your thighs
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Sat, 05th May 2012
i was always told that if you find youself in this situation its ok untill you feel both the doctors hands on your shoulders.
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Sat, 05th May 2012
I'll have to show that to my dad he'll like it I hope . He has prostate cancer and things like that do appeal to his sense of humour . Love it haha
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Sat, 05th May 2012
Fact.
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