10 Things you don't want to hear your doctor say, during or after a prostate exam:
1) 'You could make a bottle of wine, with those ass grapes.'
2) 'Say my name, bitch.'
3) 'How many fingers??? It's a record.'
4) 'Only one of us is going to enjoy this.'
5) 'I'm sorry to have to inform you...But you're up shit creek.
Fortunately, you've got a paddle.
Unfortunately, it too, is made of shit...Sorry.'
6) 'Mmmmm...You were good, boy.'
7) 'What the f*ck is that?'
8) 'Christ! That reminds me of my gap year, in the vineyards of Greece.'
9) 'Have you ever heard of AIDS?'
10) 'Right! Put your things back on...I'm spent.'