A Sign 187 Views, 1 Nod, 0 Comments. On Thu, 19th Feb 15, Talisman wrote
This is a sign that I saw in an estate agents window as I walked into
work this morning, that I thought was rather good:
A house is made of...
He Never Listens 320 Views, 4 Nods, 0 Comments. On Wed, 04th Feb 15, Talisman wrote
It's like, the fiddler with a dry skin elbow
Oh! The horror of it all
No strings to his bow
Like Robin Hood on his worst day
Under a full-fat...
Desperation Falls 570 Views, 5 Nods, 0 Comments. On Wed, 12th Nov 14, Talisman wrote
There she flows
A waterfall of wonder
Resplendent in all her glory
Cast against a backdrop of rock
Glistening splendour in...
Grampa Summers Is A Gifted Ass-Whisperer 514 Views, 2 Nods, 0 Comments. On Mon, 22nd Sep 14, Talisman wrote Grampa Summers is a gifted ass-whisperer
He has a proctol gift of the gab
He can cure whatever ails you
With a subtly muttered conflab
Granny Summers Was A Psychic Flasher 747 Views, 3 Nods, 4 Comments. On Sun, 07th Sep 14, Talisman wrote
Granny Summers was a psychic flasher
She'd read your palm, whilst stood in the nip
If you're into the flesh of a pensioner
It really is well...